‘Blood Drive’
Season 5, Episode 18 - Aired March 5, 2009
On Valentine's Day, Michael decides to throw a lonely hearts party at the office after a chance encounter with a woman at the blood drive. Meanwhile, Jim and Pam go out for lunch with Phyllis and Bob Vance.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: So, Eric. You mentioned before that you are in tool and dye repair.
Eric: I am.
Michael Scott: Meredith recently had a total hysterectomy, so that's sort of a repair. Alright, I'll let you guys talk.
Quote from Kevin
Kevin: Hey, I'm sorry we did not have a chance to talk more. I get very nervous talking to pretty girls. Seriously, feel how sweaty my hand is.
Lynn: That's really sweaty.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: So basically, the greater volume you decide to buy in, the greater discount we can give you.
Woman: Okay.
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, what's up?
Woman: Look, I'm gonna go.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, oh, oh. Before you go, I'd just love to get a firm commitment on this. You know maybe sign-
Woman: Look, we already have a paper supplier.
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay. Well, thanks for wasting my time tonight, idiot. God!
Michael Scott: Hey, you don't deserve her.
Dwight K. Schrute: Thanks, Michael.