Dwight K. Schrute Quote #510
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Blood Drive
Dwight K. Schrute: So basically, the greater volume you decide to buy in, the greater discount we can give you.
Woman: Okay.
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, what's up?
Woman: Look, I'm gonna go.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, oh, oh. Before you go, I'd just love to get a firm commitment on this. You know maybe sign-
Woman: Look, we already have a paper supplier.
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay. Well, thanks for wasting my time tonight, idiot. God!
Michael Scott: Hey, you don't deserve her.
Dwight K. Schrute: Thanks, Michael.
The Office Quotes
‘Blood Drive’ Quotes
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Having trouble finding a vein?
Nurse: Yup, a little.
Dwight K. Schrute: How about now?
[aside to camera:]
Dwight K. Schrute: I've trained my major blood vessels to retract into my body on command. Also, I can retract my penis up into itself.
Quote from Pam
Phone Salesman: Hi.
Pam: Good morning, can I help you?
Phone Salesman: Yes, I'm from Techstar about a new phone system for you. I was wondering if I could talk to Michael Scott.
Pam: I'm sorry, he's not in right now.
Phone Salesman: Really? He's never around when I come by.
Pam: Shoot.
[aside to camera:]
Pam: They have new phone systems now that can ring directly to a salesman, or someone presses star and they go to accounting, basically 95% of my job. But I'd like to see a machine that puts out candy for everyone. ... Vending machine.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: These people need love and I am going to get it for them. Who cares if we sell a little bit less paper today? A great boss cares more about the happiness of his employees then anything else. I am going to be Cupid, and I am going to shoot my sparrow at unsuspecting victims, and they are going to get hit and say, "Ah! I'm in love. I was hit by cupid's sparrow." Funny little bird, but he gets the job done.