Brick: Well, I'm gonna hit the hay. Good night. Whoop!
Frankie & Mike: Good night. [to Mike] Did you notice Brick hasn't asked about the iPad in two days?
Mike: 75 times a day for a month, and then nothin'. Go figure.
Frankie: Huh. I think he finally got the message that when we say no, we mean it, and you know what's that called?
Mike: Uh, a miracle.
Frankie: Nope. That is called good parenting.

Frankie: Truth is they're actually not that expensive.
Mike: What?
Frankie: Well, I saw one for 87 bucks on eBay.
Mike: I saw one for less than that. First Generation, Refurbished. I guess it was in some kind of fire.
Frankie: Mm. The thing is, he does read a lot. If we got him one- I'm not saying we would we would never have to buy him another book.
Mike: Or drive him to the library.
Frankie: He really is a great kid. He doesn't ask for a lot.
Mike: He's willing to share it. He said himself. The whole family could use it.
Frankie: And since Axl got that scholarship, we do have a little bit of cash. Can you imagine how surprised he'd be if we actually gave it to him?
Mike: He'd go nuts.
Frankie: Let's do it.

Axl: Where's the paint?
Darrin: Uh-oh.
Sean: What?
Axl: Darrin, the last time you said "uh-oh," the paramedics had to cut my jeans off me.
Darrin: I forgot the paint.
Sean: Dude, your-- your family owns a paint store.
Darrin: I think I might have a sharpie.
Axl: Do you know how long it would take to write "snore-son" with a sharpie?
Darrin: Three days. A week?
Axl: No. Stop guessing.

Sean: Hmm. Can't believe we're done.
Darrin: What do you mean, done?
Sean: In a couple months, we're all gonna be going to different schools.
Axl: Hmm. You know what? I'm glad Darrin forgot the paint. 'Cause Orson was never snore-son while we were here.
Sean: Damn straight.
Darrin: We rocked this town. Epic. [laughs] [clatter] I just lost a shoe.

Brick: No way! An iPad?! And it's the one from the fire? [hugs Frankie and Mike]
Frankie: Oh, this is better than being a good parent.

Axl: Gonna miss you guys.
Darrin: Okay. I'm just gonna say it. I love you.
Sean: Oh.
Axl: Oh, I- Okay, Darrin just made it weird.
Darrin: I'm sorry. [voice breaking] I'm very emotional right now.
Sean: Yeah.
Axl: Dude, come on, man.

Axl: As I was saying-
Brick: Allow me to show you this Powerpoint presentation of why I should get my iPad now instead of waiting for graduation.
Mike: Graduation? What are you talking about?
Brick: Mom, said I could get one for graduation. Now keep in mind that this would look a lot better if it were presented on an actual iPad.
Mike: You said that? What's the matter with you?
Frankie: I don't know. He was bugging me when I was trying to study. I probably just said it to get rid of him.