Frankie: All right, come on. One, one, two. One, one, two. One, one... no, two. Mike, you got to feel the rhythm. You're not feeling the rhythm.
Mike: Hey, you got me slapping sticks against the floor. You get what you get.
Sue: Okay, now Dad's going faster because he's getting mad.
Mike: I'm not getting mad. Just go, Sue!
Sue: Okay, okay, okay. I'm going in. Oh. Dah! Well, it's harder than it looks.
Axl: [enters] Oh, ho! Hoo! [Axl has a go at tinikling]
Sue: Stop being good at everything!
Axl: [o.s.] Tell the sun to stop shining!

Axl: Okay, where did you have them last?
Brick: Why do people ask that? If I knew, I'd have them. [slaps hands on pockets] Hey! Dad's wallet! All this time, I thought it was my wallet. But wait... I don't have a wallet. I'd like a wallet, but I wouldn't keep it in this pocket 'cause I'd forget about it, so I would put it in this pocket. Oh! Keys!
Mike: [o.s.] Brick, get in here now!
Axl: Uh-oh. [singsong voice] Show time. You're on. Now, uh, remember... whatever happens in there, you and me... do not know each other.

Frankie: Oh, come on. This is the picture you have of me? I look so happy. You got to get a newer picture.

Brick: Doesn't matter. What matters is I found Dad's wallet.
Axl: Oh, no. I see what you're doing. You're trying to get on Dad's good side so you'll get more of the inheritance. Well, maybe he'd be interested to know he didn't lose his wallet 'cause you took it in the first place!
Mike: Is that true?
Brick: No.
Axl: Don't lie. Don't you dare lie right now! [Axl plugs his nose]
Brick: It was Axl's idea! He masterminded the whole thing!
Axl: I have ideas, yes. Did I act on them? No!
Brick: My brain does not think that way!
Axl: He's the one who did it!