Frankie: [v.o.] So the next morning, Mike took Brick out to show him how it's done.
Mike: Now you can't walk all the way up to each house. It takes too long. Just throw it onto the porch from here. Go ahead. Give it a toss. [Brick throws the paper and it lands right next to the car] Hmm. Okay. Really launch it this time, all the way to the porch. [Brick manages to get it to the edge of the house's path]

Frankie: [v.o.] So once Brick got the hang of it, day three of paper delivery went even better.
Frankie: Hey, what are you doing? Shouldn't Brick be doing that?
Mike: He's sick.
Frankie: Really? Two days on the job, and he's suddenly sick?
Mike: No, he is. He threw up.
Frankie: Ugh. Was it hard to clean up?
Mike: You'll let me know.

Mike: See? I knew it'd go faster if we both did it.
Frankie: Mm.
Mike: Johnsons... 322.
Frankie: Yeah. Beats cleaning up barf. We really should get a dog.

Frankie: Sue. Sue. Did you sleep here all night?
Sue: Oh. I guess I feel asleep talking to Matt. It's tough being the new kid. Lucky, there's this kind soul in his homeroom named Sheri, who's showing him around.
Mike: You got a little...
Sue: [feels hair stuck in braces] Oh, I gotta decrust. Oh, I need a butter knife. It's really in there. Ow.

Frankie: Here's why frosting's different from batteries. No one ever needed frosting in an emergency.
Mike: You, last tornado watch. Why won't you let this go? So I've got a draw full of batteries. It's not like I have a mistress.
Frankie: A mistress? Wow. You went there awfully fast. How did we get from batteries to mistress?
Mike: I'm just saying, some guys cheat on their wives. I have batteries. You should be happy.
Frankie: Oh, you're right. Sorry if I don't say it enough, but thank you for not cheating.

Frankie: All right. This is perfect. Stop the car.
Mike: What are you doing?
Frankie: We have to put the newspapers on the porches, or they'll get wet.
Mike: You should have put the papers in the plastic things.
Frankie: Oh, yeah, thanks for that. How was I supposed to know it was gonna rain?
Mike: It says "rain today" on top of the paper.

Sue: Mom! Matt just called and broke up with me. He says he wants to see someone else, and you'll never guess who.
All: Sheri.

Axl: Sue!
Sue: That was a really good pickoff move, Axl. I didn't see it coming at all.