Quote from Mike in The Paper Route
Frankie: All right. This is perfect. Stop the car. Mike: What are you doing? Frankie: We have to put the newspapers on the porches, or they'll get wet. Mike: You should have put the papers in the plastic things. Frankie: Oh, yeah, thanks for that. How was I supposed to know it was gonna rain? Mike: It says "rain today" on top of the paper.