Quote from Mike in The Paper Route
Frankie: Here's why frosting's different from batteries. No one ever needed frosting in an emergency. Mike: You, last tornado watch. Why won't you let this go? So I've got a draw full of batteries. It's not like I have a mistress. Frankie: A mistress? Wow. You went there awfully fast. How did we get from batteries to mistress? Mike: I'm just saying, some guys cheat on their wives. I have batteries. You should be happy. Frankie: Oh, you're right. Sorry if I don't say it enough, but thank you for not cheating.