Axl Quote #1246

Quote from Axl in Great Heckspectations

Sue: Okay, I can't say it enough... this is the most wonderful thing you've ever done for me. It's such an amazing feeling to just let go and trust in another human being. And to have that other human being be your brother? You know, I feel like this has brought us even closer, if that's even possible. [walks into a mail box] What is this? [gasps] Are we at an amusement park? Oh, tell me this is a giant teacup!
Axl: No, that would've been good, though.
Sue: Ooh, we're moving again! This is thrilling!
Axl: All right, this next part is gonna be intense, so just have a seat for a moment and catch your breath.
Sue: Ooh, okay. [squeals]
Axl: Stay.
Sue: Okay. Ooh. Oh, what is this? [touches an old frozen yogurt container with a cigarette butt in it] Is this for me? [chuckles] Ooh. Mmm, cookie dough! My third-favorite flavor! How did you know? Here, Axl, want some? [a dog licks the spoon] Okay. Axl, don't hog it all.
Axl: Oh! All right, we don't want to wreck your appetite for what's next.
Sue: Ooh.
Axl: [whispers] What's next?

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 ‘Great Heckspectations’ Quotes

Quote from Brick

Frankie: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing?
Brick: Oh, this? Well, you told me I have to do a promposal, so I'm going as Bernie the Bookmark. I'm gonna wait till lunch so there's a big crowd, then I'm gonna ask Cindy to "save a place" for me at prom. It'll be a new "chapter" in our relationship. Pretty good, huh?

Quote from Mike

Frankie: What do you mean you got your driver's license?!
Brick: Well, you guys weren't around, so I asked Sue to take me. I passed!
Mike: Yeah, we saw that.
Frankie: Brick, that is not okay! If your parents say no to something, that doesn't mean you go get your sister to do it!
Brick: I really thought you'd be fine with this. I mean, didn't I prove my trustworthiness when I stole back our car from the Glossners?
Mike: I'm sorry, but there are steps to getting your driver's license. We gotta put you on our insurance, make sure the car is tuned up, alert the neighbors...
Frankie: What did you think you were gonna do, Brick, secretly drive around for the next 75 years without us noticing? Sorry, pal. You're grounded. Two weeks.
Mike: That means no library, no seeing Cindy after school, no... I don't know what else you do.

Quote from Frankie

Brick: Oh, well. At least it gets me out of prom this weekend.
Frankie: Wait, what? Prom? I thought that was just for juniors and seniors.
Brick: No, 'cause of budget cuts, there's only one dance a year now, so everybody gets to go.
Frankie: Well, you have to go to prom.
Brick: I don't care about prom.
Frankie: Well, you should. It's a major life event. You don't want to miss that. I mean, prom at the same time you actually have a girlfriend? What are the odds of that ever happening again?
Brick: But I'm punished.
Frankie: Well, now you're unpunished. He has to go to prom, Mike.
Brick: You're sending very conflicting messages.
Mike: What's not to get? You're grounded until Saturday and then you will go to prom, mister.