Pat Quote #15
Quote from Pat in Thanksgiving IV
Pat: We would have been here two hours ago! But Vasco de Gama here decided to take one of his legendary shortcuts. He got so lost, we never got to stop at Costco!
Tag: What, so you couldn't get your giant pop and hot dog? Do you know how many carbs are in one of them buns?
Pat: You lose 4 pounds, and suddenly you're Jack LaLanne!
Both: Happy Thanksgiving!
The Middle Quotes
‘Thanksgiving IV’ Quotes
Quote from Tag
Tag: I asked you to do one thing: pack my ginkgo biloba.
Pat: They're your ginkgo biloba. You want 'em, you gonna pack 'em. You're a grown man, for God sake.
Tag: They're for my memory! How in the hell am I supposed to remember 'em if I don't take 'em?
Quote from Brad
Brad: Who punches a guy while he's on his tippy toes? That's not how a dance fight works. I mean, seriously, where did that guy go to summer camp?
Sue: Ugh. I know.
Brad: I didn't even get to do my pas de bourree.
Quote from Brick
Brick: This book is life-changing. Mom dropped me at the library to find the perfect holiday read, and out of nowhere, it just appeared to me. "The real true behind-the-scenes story of the making of Erich Segal's 1970's classic, Love Story."
Mike: Really? All the books they got in the library, and that's the one you picked?
Brick: Have you read it? It's fascinating. How did I go so long without finding this? It's a Thanksgiving gift, I tell you. A gift.
Mike: You know, the only thing that would have made that better is if strangers were here to see it.