Pat: We would have been here two hours ago! But Vasco de Gama here decided to take one of his legendary shortcuts. He got so lost, we never got to stop at Costco!
Tag: What, so you couldn't get your giant pop and hot dog? Do you know how many carbs are in one of them buns?
Pat: You lose 4 pounds, and suddenly you're Jack LaLanne!
Both: Happy Thanksgiving!