Frankie Quote #413
Quote from Frankie in A Simple Christmas
Mike: What the hell?
Frankie: Santa?
Mike: No. Those are Santa gifts over there. I don't know what these are.
Frankie: "From Grandma and Grandpa." "From Grandma and Grandpa." Can you believe this? Can you believe that she would do this? I told her that we were doing a simple Christmas! Okay. Well, she's not getting away with this.
Mike: What happened to "Be patient" and "Christmas is about family"?
Frankie: Oh, screw that. Look at all these presents! You know what this is? This is a big winking wave-off from my mom. Yeah, well, I am the mom in this house, and what I say goes!
Mike: What are you doing?
Frankie: Getting these in the garage before the kids wake up! Come on! Stuff some in a bag.
The Middle Quotes
‘A Simple Christmas’ Quotes
Quote from Axl
Axl: Is that true? Are you weenying out on getting us presents?
Mike: Calm down. Nobody's weenying out of anything. There'll be presents, just maybe not so many.
Sue: All 'cause of an orange?
Brick: What's the orange?
Axl: You remember. From our stockings. That stupid orange from when Mom used to live on the prairie and all she got for Christmas was an orange.
Frankie: Uh, it wasn't frontier days, it's your great-grandmother during the Depression. How old do you think I am?
Axl: God, I don't know. I try not to think about you.
Quote from Frankie
Mike: We're doing a little thinking about Christmas. It seems that we don't always appreciate it the way we should.
Sue: Oh, no, we appreciate it. Mm, we totally appreciate it.
Frankie: Do you? Exhibit A. Does anybody recognize that?
Mike: We'll give you a hint. One of you had to have it just last year.
Axl: Well, it's lame, so I'll go with Sue.
Mike: Ooh! Sorry. We were looking for "Axl." The correct answer is "Axl."
Sue: And it's not even opened. Wow. That is unappreciative.
Frankie: Huh. That's funny you should say that, Sue. Or should I say... Exhibit B.
Sue: Oh! Thank you! I've been looking for this.
Frankie: Been in the middle of the pool table all year, right next to... Exhibit C!
Axl: A word-a-day calendar? Well, you know that's not mine.
Frankie: Brick stopped using it on January 2nd. And coincidentally, the word is "irresponsible."
Quote from Axl
Axl: Glossners are hiding in the bushes. I saw them when Grandma took fudge over to the Donahues. I used her as a human shield.
Brick: I'm cold. I told you we needed a fireplace.
Axl: You can't put a fireplace in an igloo!
Brick: The eskimos do it all the time.
Axl: Oh, my God, Brick. Eskimos aren't even real. They're just in stories like leprechauns and trolls.