Mike: What the hell?
Frankie: Santa?
Mike: No. Those are Santa gifts over there. I don't know what these are.
Frankie: "From Grandma and Grandpa." "From Grandma and Grandpa." Can you believe this? Can you believe that she would do this? I told her that we were doing a simple Christmas! Okay. Well, she's not getting away with this.
Mike: What happened to "Be patient" and "Christmas is about family"?
Frankie: Oh, screw that. Look at all these presents! You know what this is? This is a big winking wave-off from my mom. Yeah, well, I am the mom in this house, and what I say goes!
Mike: What are you doing?
Frankie: Getting these in the garage before the kids wake up! Come on! Stuff some in a bag.