Axl Quote #1151
Quote from Axl in Halloween VIII: Orson Murder Mystery
Axl: Look, Sue. You're not a loser.
Sue: What? I didn't think I was a loser!
Axl: Good! Good, good, 'cause I said you're not. Um... Sue, the thing is, because of Lexie, we have been spending a lot more time together. And don't let this go to your head or anything, but lately, you've been making me wanna barf... less.
Sue: I have?
Axl: Yeah, it's actually been kinda fun, but a little much.
Sue: I know. I just can't stop myself. I am a loser!
Axl: Look, Sue, Sue. When I was kissing my fake sister, it occurred to me. I have a real sister. So then I thought, "What would Donny do for Marie?" He'd probably sing a song or dance with her do a lame skit with the Harlem Globetrotters. But since I can't do any of that, I was thinking... I don't know. You know, I do have some spare time between my morning and afternoon routes.
Sue: Oh, I get it. I'll get out of the apartment. I can hang at the laundromat. It is warm in there, and I like the smell of dryer sheets.
Axl: No, I was thinking you and I, I don't know, could get lunch together. Just the two of us?
Sue: That would be... really nice.
Axl: And we don't even have to buy food since most of the kids forget their lunch on the bus anyway. So, hope you like baloney.
Sue: I love baloney.
The Middle Quotes
‘Halloween VIII: Orson Murder Mystery’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Brick: "She is survived by her husband, Henry, and sister, Sylvia Hammond. The county coroner will conduct a full autopsy and..." Oh, my God!
Frankie: What? What?!
Brick: They put an apostrophe "S" in "paramedics." That's not possessive, that's plural! Who was proofing the Herald back then?
Frankie: You know what, Mike? I don't know what upsets me more... a dead body in my bathtub or you not telling me about it.
Brick: Or the apostrophe!
Quote from Sue
Lexie: Well, we were kinda talking about our costumes for the party.
Sue: Oh, right! So, what are you guys thinking?
Lexie: I don't know, something cute and fun like salt and pepper?
Sue: I like it! And I can be cinnamon.
Axl: Or... peanut better and jelly.
Sue: And bananas.
Axl: Or maybe like a couple's thing, you know, like a Romeo and Juliet.
Sue: And the poison!
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: I was finally filing the last of the soggy papers from the flood, and I found the old deed to our house.
So I'm flipping through the disclosure statements. Listen. "Cracked foundation," which we knew, "dangerous wiring," which we knew. And then this. "Disclosure number three... Death occurred on the premises." Oh, my God! Can you believe this?! How did we not know about this? Someone died in our house.
Mike: I knew.
Frankie: What do you mean, you knew?
Mike: The realtor told me. I didn't tell you 'cause I knew you'd freak out.
Frankie: Yeah, I'd freak out! Someone died in our house! I can't believe you hid this from me. Did you ever think that maybe that's why all these creepy things keep happening around here? Candles blowing out, cabinets that don't close, my bruise that never goes away!
Mike: I thought that was gone.
Frankie: Oh, it's back. Feast your eyes.