Mike Quote #571
Quote from Mike in Hallelujah Hoedown
Brick: [flying a remote control goldfish] I think mom would really like this.
Mike: Look, if we're getting her something she doesn't want, we're going with the beer cooler.
Brick: Wait. I think this might be it. The Backmaster 2000.
Mike: Lumbar support? Are you kidding? We can't get her something medical. It'll be the inflatable foot bath all over again. Besides, your sister said it was somethin' yellow.
Brick: Uh, look, this comes in yellow.
Mike: Forget it. We're not getting her some back thing for Mother's Day. I'm not going through that again. [exhales] You know what? I'm not going through any of it. This should be your headache. It's not my holiday. She's not my mother. My mother's dead. You kids can figure this out by yourselves. [grunts] I'm done.
The Middle Quotes
‘Hallelujah Hoedown’ Quotes
Quote from Sue
Sue: He-he-he-hoo. He-he-he-hoo. He-he-he-hoo.
Frankie: Sue, you're gonna pass out again.
Mike: What is she doing?
Sue: I found Mom's old Lamaze tapes. I realized I have been psyching myself out for these driving tests. And if I can control my breathing, I can control my driving. [exhales] He-he-he-hoo. And breathe the baby out. Okay. All right. I am gonna go listen to "Fearless" by Taylor Swift one more time, and then, Dad, you and I are gonna go to the B.M.V. Whoo-hoo! Go, Sue.
Quote from Reverend TimTom
Sue: Well, lately, I've been having these weird feelings inside, and I don't get it. See, all my friends have been getting their driver's licenses, but I keep failing. And when Brad told me he got his license, instead of feeling happy for him, I just wanted to punch that smile right off his face. So what do you think that means?
Reverend TimTom: Hmm. Sounds like somebody's dancin' her first dance with that old friend the green-eyed monster.
Sue: What do you mean?
Reverend TimTom: You're jealous, Sue. It's a pretty common problem. Throughout history, many have felt its sting... Cain and Abel, Ishmael and Isaac, the Jonas brothers and 1D.
Quote from Darrin
Sean: $147. Bam. That's it. That's enough to rent the Orson limo for prom.
Darrin: I rode in that when my grandma died. It was awesome. I rode the whole way to the cemetery out the sunroof.