Brick: [flying a remote control goldfish] I think mom would really like this.
Mike: Look, if we're getting her something she doesn't want, we're going with the beer cooler.
Brick: Wait. I think this might be it. The Backmaster 2000.
Mike: Lumbar support? Are you kidding? We can't get her something medical. It'll be the inflatable foot bath all over again. Besides, your sister said it was somethin' yellow.
Brick: Uh, look, this comes in yellow.
Mike: Forget it. We're not getting her some back thing for Mother's Day. I'm not going through that again. [exhales] You know what? I'm not going through any of it. This should be your headache. It's not my holiday. She's not my mother. My mother's dead. You kids can figure this out by yourselves. [grunts] I'm done.