
‘Mondays, Am I Right?’
Season 4, Episode 11 - Aired January 16, 2020
Michael explains the new system to the Bad Place demons. Meanwhile, Chidi fears that he and Eleanor don't have much in common.
Quote from Vicky
Michael: Hey! [claps hands] There she is. Where you off to?
Vicky: I have an ice-cold yoga class. It's amazing. You pull so many muscles. [Michael chuckles] What do you want?
Michael: [sighs[ I-I'm sorry that I kicked you out. It-It wasn't about you. It was just my own insecurities getting in the way. Will you please come back?
Vicky: No. I'm not gonna let myself be degraded by you again. I am a strong, independent acid snake in the skin suit of a strong, independent woman.
Michael: Listen, listen, uh... You were the best part of my original neighborhood. I took you for granted, and that was wrong. But now I want to give you the role of a lifetime. You're going to run the whole project. I'll give you all my plans and my notes, but then I'll I'll step back, and and you'll take over. Full creative control... like a director. What do you say?
Vicky: Well, um... that sounds great, but it won't work. Everyone here hates you so much, if you just put me in control, they'll think I'm your puppet. I can't have any of your dingleberry stank on me.
Michael: I know. That's why I'm not giving it to you. You're going to take it.
Quote from Chidi
Chidi: Hey. So, uh... I was being stupid. And Jason gave me some really good advice.
Jason: [chuckles] Classic us.
Chidi: Look, who we were on Earth is a tiny part of who we are and an even smaller part of who we are together. So I'm sorry for freaking out. But also, some day when we get to the Good Place, I'm gonna learn to play the guitar so you don't get bored of me.
Eleanor: I actually prefer drummers. [kisses Chidi] Read my file.
Quote from Vicky
Vicky: Welcome. Welcome, everyone. Come on in. Good Place architects to my left, Bad place architects to my right. Get your files and orientation packets. Classes begin in 30 minutes. [Michael salutes Vicky from the side of the stage] Oh, also, my Movement for Lava Monsters class is now full.
Fire Monster: Aw, man.