Janet: Okay, self-destruct time. Marbleize me, Michael. It's the only choice. I won't feel any pain or anything. [chants] Kill me. Kill me. Kill me. Kill...
Michael: I really don't want to do this, Janet. But I suppose it makes sense.
Janet: Great. Grab a paper clip.

[flashback:]
Michael: Okay, that was the last pudding shop.
Janet: Great. Should I begin to welcome the residents?
Michael: No, no, no, wait, wait, wait! No, this is all wrong! Pudding restaurant? What even is that? Pudding won't work!
Janet: It's okay, Michael. Just relax.
Michael: I can't, Janet! My design has to be perfect for me to... to... In order to... accomplish what I need to accomplish. Oh. Whoa, I'm way out on a limb here. And I'm all alone.
Janet: No, you're not. You have me: Janet. I can help you.
Michael: It's too hard to explain, but there are certain aspects of my plan that... that you just can't understand.
Janet: Try me.
Michael: [laughs] All right. Fine, fine. Um... Janet, uh... What's a food that people think they enjoy but that's also kind of a bummer?
Janet: Frozen yogurt.
Michael: [whooping] Oh, yes! [laughs] Frozen yogurt. Oh, Janet, you're a genius.
Janet: Correct. But why do you want a food...
Michael: No, no, don't... don't worry about that. [laughs] Oh, yeah, okay. Let's make all these restaurants frozen yogurt.
Janet: Okeydokey. [chimes] [Michael laughs] Would you like to try it?
Michael: Oh, yeah. [eats] It's just... okay. Which means it's perfect. Let's bring in the residents.
Janet: I don't know what just happened, but I'm happy you're happy.

Janet: Well, well, well.
Michael: Yeah, don't... don't do that. Lay off.
Janet: Michael. That was so nice of you. I'm glad you said that.
Michael: Well... I mean it.
Janet: Look at us. A couple old pals. Trying to make our way in this crazy world that I built. Two peas in a pod. One of whom needs to kill the other one immediately.

Janet: Michael, come on. Kill me.
Michael: No. No. There has to be another way. This problem you're facing, it's about emotion, right? That's a human problem. So maybe we should consult our most problematic human.

Michael: So, was it helpful?
Janet: Yes. Eleanor told me that instead of being sad, I should, "Go get it, girl." So I'm going to go get it, girl.
Michael: Get what?
Janet: Unclear. I'll get everything, just to be safe. And I should be able to avoid glitches by watching what I say around Jason and Tahani. [sighs] Ah, thank you for your help. I'm so glad we're friends.
Michael: Me, too.
Janet: And since we're friends, I can tell you this honestly. Take that outfit out of rotation. It makes you look bottom heavy.
Michael: It does, doesn't it? Ugh.

Janet: If it's okay with you, I'm gonna go to my void for a little while. I just need to spend some time alone and focus on myself.
Michael: Take all the time you need.
[Janet disappears for a moment and reappears with a man facing the wrong way]
Janet: Hi, there.
Derek: Hello.
Michael: Janet, who's that man?
Janet: This is my new rebound boyfriend, Derek. I made him!
Derek: [chuckles] Hi, I'm Derek. You must be Mich... [Janet turns Derek around to face Michael] oh. Okay.
That makes more sense. You must be Michael. Janet's made a lot of talk-talk into my ear holes about you. Michael, Michael, Michael, Clichael, Clichael, Clichael.

Michael: Janet, you can't make a person.
Janet: I know. But I did, though. Eleanor said that, to forget about Jason, I should create a rebound guy. So I made one: Derek.
Derek: I'm her boyfriend, and she made me.
Janet: He's so nice.
Derek: [laughs] Whoa, look at this glass. Oh, my God. [walks into the mirror] I'm in there, too? What's going on right now?
Janet: It's my first time making someone, so he might be a little bit off.

Michael: Look, this could be... no, please put that down. This could be very dangerous. It shouldn't even be possible.
Janet: Well, maybe not 800 reboots ago, but apparently now it is.
Derek: [gasps as he picks up Janet's manual] [laughs] Can you believe this?
Michael: Derek... is it Derek?
Janet: It's Derek.
Michael: Derek, could you please give me and Janet a moment alone?
Janet: Go back to the void, babe. I'll be there in a minute.
Derek: Okay. I'll miss you like crazy.
Janet: I'll miss you more.
Derek: No. I'll miss you more. Bye! [disappears]
Janet: What a dork, am I right?