Michael Quote #140
Quote from Michael in Janet and Michael
[flashback:]
Michael: Okay, that was the last pudding shop.
Janet: Great. Should I begin to welcome the residents?
Michael: No, no, no, wait, wait, wait! No, this is all wrong! Pudding restaurant? What even is that? Pudding won't work!
Janet: It's okay, Michael. Just relax.
Michael: I can't, Janet! My design has to be perfect for me to... to... In order to... accomplish what I need to accomplish. Oh. Whoa, I'm way out on a limb here. And I'm all alone.
Janet: No, you're not. You have me: Janet. I can help you.
Michael: It's too hard to explain, but there are certain aspects of my plan that... that you just can't understand.
Janet: Try me.
Michael: [laughs] All right. Fine, fine. Um... Janet, uh... What's a food that people think they enjoy but that's also kind of a bummer?
Janet: Frozen yogurt.
Michael: [whooping] Oh, yes! [laughs] Frozen yogurt. Oh, Janet, you're a genius.
Janet: Correct. But why do you want a food...
Michael: No, no, don't... don't worry about that. [laughs] Oh, yeah, okay. Let's make all these restaurants frozen yogurt.
Janet: Okeydokey. [chimes] [Michael laughs] Would you like to try it?
Michael: Oh, yeah. [eats] It's just... okay. Which means it's perfect. Let's bring in the residents.
Janet: I don't know what just happened, but I'm happy you're happy.
The Good Place Quotes
‘Janet and Michael’ Quotes
Quote from Janet
Michael: After the very first time you were rebooted, and as you were slowly regaining your knowledge, you bonded with Jason. The two of you got married, and I think, somehow, you're still, deep down, in love with him.
Janet: Ha! No, that is impossible.
Michael: Think logically. When was the first glitch?
Janet: When I said I was happy to give Jason and Tahani couples therapy.
Michael: And the second glitch?
Janet: When I said I was happy to see them embracing.
Michael: And the third glitch... the earthquake?
Janet: When I said I was happy that I'd helped improve their relationship. Ohh... nuts.
Michael: Yeah.
Janet: But I am happy for them. I am. I am. Am I? I am. I am not. I am not. I am not that. I am not happy for them. [gasps]
Quote from Jason
Michael: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You two are sleeping together?
Jason: Only when we're done having sex. Anyways, Janet, can you help us?
Janet: As soon as Michael puts me back online, I'd be more than happy to help you get that extra special gift for Tahani.
[The building starts to disappear around them]
Jason: Whoa.
Tahani: What's happening?
Michael: Oh, boy.
Jason: What the...? Oh, man. We got robbed! They took the walls, they took the floor, and we were standing here the whole time? These guys are good.
Quote from Chidi
Chidi: Sorry to interrupt, um, but you didn't give me a heads-up about this new Vicky torture... uh, the one with the needles... in my face.
Michael: A little busy here, bud.
Chidi: Yeah, totally. Totally. I don't want to be a nudge, but is there anything else coming down the pike that you forgot to mention?
Michael: I honestly don't know, but I have bigger fish to fry. So you, know, just... just walk it off.
Chidi: I would love to walk it off, but my feet have needles in them.
Michael: Don't know what to tell you.