Michael: Janet, you can't make a person.
Janet: I know. But I did, though. Eleanor said that, to forget about Jason, I should create a rebound guy. So I made one: Derek.
Derek: I'm her boyfriend, and she made me.
Janet: He's so nice.
Derek: [laughs] Whoa, look at this glass. Oh, my God. [walks into the mirror] I'm in there, too? What's going on right now?
Janet: It's my first time making someone, so he might be a little bit off.