Blanche: Elliot made a pass at me.
Dorothy: Elliot made a pass at you?
Blanche: You mean, he winked at you.
Dorothy: He winks at everyone. He's a very big winker.
Blanche: No. It was more than a wink. He came up to me, and he put his big, masculine arms around my tiny little waist.
Dorothy: I don't believe you.
Blanche: What?
Dorothy: I don't believe that he put his big, masculine arms around your alleged tiny little waist.

Dorothy: Elliot, Blanche says that you made a pass at her.
Dr. Clayton: What?
Blanche: You heard her.
Dr. Clayton: I don't know what to say.
Blanche: You sure knew what to say last night Elliot, did you make a pass at Blanche or not?
Dr. Clayton: Absolutely not.
Blanche: He's lying. Look at him, he's twitching and blinking. He's lying and twitching and blinking.
Rose: He is blinking, Dorothy.

Rose: What does that have to do with getting Dorothy and Blanche back together?
Sophia: Nothing! I told you, stay out of it!
Rose: I can't! I can't just stand by and watch this happen. I've got to do something.
Sophia: That might work, too. [opening the fridge] Abbondanza!

Dorothy: Rose, honey, can I borrow your golf gloves? I already packed mine.
Rose: Only if you promise not to move out.
Dorothy: I cannot promise that!
Rose: Then putt with bare hands!