Sophia Quote #1621
Quote from Sophia in How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia?
Sister Claire: We'll start with the ink blots.
Sophia: Uh, "Who was a 1950s black singing group?" Am I right? Am I in? Am I a nun yet?
Dorothy: She watches a lot of Jeopardy!
Sister Claire: No, no. You look at each one and tell me what you see. It's a standard test used by psychologists, but we find it useful in our line of work, too. Now what do you see?
Sophia: I see an angel.
Sister Claire: Very good. How 'bout this one?
Sophia: Uh, I see a dove perched upon the throne of God.
Sister Claire: Excellent. And this?
Sophia: I see the Blessed Mother smiling sweetly as she pours love upon the hearts of the righteous standing at the gates of heaven, while St. Peter-
Dorothy: Ma! Come on, you're making that up.
Sophia: I am not.
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‘How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia?’ Quotes
Quote from Blanche
Sophia: But this time, I'm gonna fulfill my destiny. This time, I'm gonna become a nun.
Dorothy: Do you believe what we just heard?
Blanche: I can't believe anybody would want to be a nun. I mean, "nun." The word says it.
Quote from Dorothy
Dorothy: I'm her daughter Dorothy. You'll have to excuse my mother. She suffered a slight stroke a few years ago which rendered her totally annoying.
Quote from Rose
Rose: Well, you're not gonna believe this. I've just been talking on the phone for a half-hour, and guess what.
Blanche: You forgot to dial first?
Rose: No.
Dorothy: You held the receiver upside down?
Rose: Unh-unh.
Dorothy: It wasn't even the phone, it was the TV remote control.
Rose: No.
Blanche: A shoe?
Rose: Blanche, please. I'm not an idiot. The TV has a remote control?