Quote from Rose in How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia?
Rose: Well, you're not gonna believe this. I've just been talking on the phone for a half-hour, and guess what. Blanche: You forgot to dial first? Rose: No. Dorothy: You held the receiver upside down? Rose: Unh-unh. Dorothy: It wasn't even the phone, it was the TV remote control. Rose: No. Blanche: A shoe? Rose: Blanche, please. I'm not an idiot. The TV has a remote control?