Sophia Quote #362
Sophia: This has been a great day, Mr. Mitsumo.
Mr. Mitsumo: Toshiro.
Sophia: This has been a great day, Toshiro. And driving your Lawn-Boy was so exciting.
Mr. Mitsumo: Eat. Eat.
Sophia: That's amazing. You people eat with two little sticks, you never miss a bite. My people drop half their meal while using a fork, a spoon and a loaf of bread.
Mr. Mitsumo: So, see, so.
Sophia: So, exactly... Exactly what is this stuff?
Mr. Mitsumo: Is sushi. Raw fish. Very good.
Sophia: Whoops, that flew right out of my hand.
[As Mr. Mitsumo gets up to pick up the piece of sushi, Sophia dumps the rest of her plate into her purse]
Sophia: That was delicious. I couldn't eat another bite. I've got to tell you. Even though you eat raw fish and you like to listen to a piano being tuned, I find you awfully cute.
Mr. Mitsumo: Sophia, cuter.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Vacation’ Quotes
Quote from Rose
Rose: Look, ladies, we've taken all the guff we're gonna take off of you.
Blanche: No, you're gonna take all the guff I got and you're gonna like it.
Rose: All right, everybody, now shut the hell up. I'm in charge here. From now on, everyone listens to me.
Rick: Why should we listen to you?
Rose: Because I happen to be the most decorated pioneer scout in the history of northern Minnesota. I can build a 100-foot rope bridge, start a fire with rocks, distill sea water into drinking water. Now, if you want to get out of this alive, I suggest you listen to me. Do I hear any objections? I didn't think so. Dorothy, Blanche, start breaking up the boat. We need wood for a fire. And, you three, head up north, up that ridge. Based on those rock formations, there's a good chance of finding a waterfall. If you don't find anything in an hour, head back to the coastline, follow it around and look for our fire. Now, move. I said move!
Quote from Blanche
Dorothy: Oh, Blanche, get a hold of yourself.
Blanche: I don't want to get a hold of myself. They invite us to go out on a boat and then they sail us right out in the middle of a storm. And we end up shipwrecked on this godforsaken island.
Rick: Hey, so, we made a few mistakes. Nobody's perfect, huh.
Dwayne: Yeah, what's the big deal?
Blanche: "What's the big deal?" You almost killed us, you nitwits. I hate you. I curse the day I ever laid eyes on you. I curse the day your momma ever laid eyes on your daddy. I curse the day your daddy ever lay down with your momma.
Quote from Dorothy
Rick: So, how have you ladies been enjoying your vacation?
Dorothy: As a child during the Depression, I had to have my wisdom teeth extracted by a shoemaker. That was more fun than this.