‘The Kremps’
Season 1, Episode 8 - Aired November 12, 2013
Adam makes a new friend in Chad Kremp, who Adam's geeky interests. Unfortunately for them, their parents could not be more different. Beverly tries to invite them to a barbecue, but the respectable Kremps dodge her invitation. Unfortunately, nobody can dodge Beverly Goldberg forever. When Beverly's insistence pays off, the Kremps come over for a barbecue, but soon Adam's at risk of losing his best friend.
Quote from Murray
Barry: Dad, we gotta get a second phone line.
Murray: Two phone lines? What does this look like, the White House?
Quote from Murray
Beverly: Well, that's the problem right there. You' not friendly, you don't say hi, you water the yard in your underpants. It's disconcerting. It's like you're trying to drive people away.
Murray: That's because I am trying to drive people away.
Quote from Murray
Murray: Oh come on. I had nothing planned this weekend. It was perfect.
Quote from Barry
Murray: What kind of moron gets stuck in a tree?
Barry: Adam said I couldn't climb this high. I showed him.
Adam: You sure did!
Quote from Murray
Murray: If you don't come down right now, I'm gonna go get the hose.
Beverly: You're not gonna spray our son.
Quote from Erica
Barry: Get off the phone. Get off the phone. Get off the phone.
Erica: Hold on, Lainey.
Barry: Get off the phone. Get off the phone.
Erica: I'm talking. Go away or I'll punch you in the soft part of your skull.
Barry: Mom told you not to punch me there.
Quote from Pops
Pops: You know, when I was your age, I was a radio man with the 103rd working with the French and the British. We shared one line, and we still managed to win the war.
Quote from Pops
Pops: A second line. Is that even possible with all those wires crossing in and out. Can they even do that?