‘Shall We Play a Game?’
Season 2, Episode 4 - Aired October 22, 2014
When Barry and his friends want Adam to hack into the school computer system to change their grades, he tricks them into actually learning, but it gets Barry kicked out of the cool group, the Jenkintown Posse. Meanwhile, Beverly is upset when she sees Erica and her friends hanging with the cool mom, so she tries to act cool around Erica and her friends.
Quote from Murray
Murray: Good news, you're gonna hang with your mom tomorrow.
Erica: No freaking way.
Murray: Oh, yes freaking way. Or else all the things I don't care about, I'm gonna start having strong opinions on. Like your allowance, gone!
Erica: No!
Murray: Curfew? 6:00 P.M.
Erica: What?
Murray: Skirt length? - No skirts!
Erica: What?
Murray: Just pants with pleats.
Erica: Not the pleats.
Murray: Oh-ho. Pleats a plenty.
Quote from Pops
Pops: Relax, Bevy. You don't need to be cool. That's what you got me for.
Beverly: But I want to be. Teach me to be cool, daddy?
Pops: No can do. You either got it, or you don't.
Quote from Adam
Beverly: For Adam, a pillow with my face so I can give you snuggies all night long.
Adam: Yes. I'll sleep easy now.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: I read about it in Tiger Beat. They said fondue equals fun-do!
Quote from Beverly
Erica: Mom, what are you wearing?
Beverly: Isn't this adorable? That kiosk uses technology to put memories on a t-shirt.
Quote from Pops
Pops: Come on, Adam. You're a great kid. Those guys will learn to love you if you just be yourself.
Adam: Wait. Learning. That's it! You're a genius!
Pops: Really? I just said some pat things to make you feel better, but I'll take it.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Excuse me? I'd like to report some unsafe cheese. What if someone tried to feed that to an infant or a dog?
Quote from Pops
Beverly: Be honest with me, am I the lamest person on the planet?
Pops: Uh, let's get you a drink.
Quote from Adam
Adam: I mean, the craziest thing that happened was Geoff Schwartz ate a hoagie!
Barry: In 20 seconds! Like a madman!
Adam: He ate dinner, Barry. He ate dinner!
Quote from Murray
Beverly: I went back to the photo kiosk at the mall. And I scored you all some pretty sweet stuff. For Murray, a tie so we can be with you all day long at work.
Murray: I think you're missing the point of work.