Beverly Quote #1437
Quote from Beverly in The William Penn Years
Virginia Kremp: Why don't you seduce him with home-cooked meals and baked goods?
Beverly: Or... Essie actually seduces him.
Essie Karp: Excuse me, now?
Beverly: Come on, you're single and ready to mangle. Let's fix your hair and makeup and send you over there.
Essie Karp: What's wrong with my hair and makeup?
Erica: Mom, I shouldn't have to say this again, but sending your friends to do adult favors is no way to get a house.
Beverly: Do you have any better ideas?
Geoff: Ooh, write a letter. That's what my parents did when they bought their house.
Linda Schwartz: Lou and I wrote a note that was so moving and heartfelt that the nice, old lady wept in my arms.
Beverly: Of course. A heartfelt letter. Oh. But instead of Geoff's stupid idea, we'll do my thing. Kids, follow me.
Geoff: I'm insulted, but along for the ride.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘The William Penn Years’ Quotes
Quote from Adam
Adam: The Wonder Years is the best. Who doesn't love a kid looking back at his formative years with... I'm just gonna say it... Wonder?
Brea: Except I don't buy Kevin and Winnie. It's like, why is she with him?
Adam: What? He's a loveable every-boy with timeless and deceptive charm.
Brea: Ehh. He's short and has a weird voice. Plus, he's got that really annoying best friend.
Dave Kim: Paul's the breakout character. If anyone's annoying, it's the older brother.
Barry: Wayne rules. I like the way he doesn't think anything through.
Erica: I'm a fan of the older sister. Why don't they give her more stories?
Quote from Mr. Glascott
Jane Bales: Are you in the market for a new home? [hands Mr. Glascott a flyer]
Mr. Glascott: Oh, I wish. I'm your classic lookie-loo. [Jane takes the flyer back] I'm currently living above a Bengali restaurant. The intense spices permeate my bedroom, causing a rare condition called "curry eye."
Jane Bales: Ugh. Now I know things about you.
Quote from Murray
Beverly: Murray, I don't get it. You wanted that house, too.
Murray: I did. Until that mean lady realtor wanted to replace the banister.
Beverly: So? It is wobbly.
Murray: Really? Tear down the banister where little moron Barry got his head stuck? No, thank you.
Beverly: You remember that?
Murray: Of course I remember that. I remember everything. That stain in the carpet that they want to pull out, that's from Adam being an idiot. And that chip in the wall that they want to replace, that's from Erica's stupid head.
Beverly: Oh, Murray.
Murray: No media room is worth losing all of that. This is our broken-down, busted-up house. It's perfect.