Adam: The Wonder Years is the best. Who doesn't love a kid looking back at his formative years with... I'm just gonna say it... Wonder?
Brea: Except I don't buy Kevin and Winnie. It's like, why is she with him?
Adam: What? He's a loveable every-boy with timeless and deceptive charm.
Brea: Ehh. He's short and has a weird voice. Plus, he's got that really annoying best friend.
Dave Kim: Paul's the breakout character. If anyone's annoying, it's the older brother.
Barry: Wayne rules. I like the way he doesn't think anything through.
Erica: I'm a fan of the older sister. Why don't they give her more stories?

Beverly: Murray, I don't get it. You wanted that house, too.
Murray: I did. Until that mean lady realtor wanted to replace the banister.
Beverly: So? It is wobbly.
Murray: Really? Tear down the banister where little moron Barry got his head stuck? No, thank you.
Beverly: You remember that?
Murray: Of course I remember that. I remember everything. That stain in the carpet that they want to pull out, that's from Adam being an idiot. And that chip in the wall that they want to replace, that's from Erica's stupid head.
Beverly: Oh, Murray.
Murray: No media room is worth losing all of that. This is our broken-down, busted-up house. It's perfect.

Adult Adam: [v.o.] Growing up, I hated sports. It wasn't just that I was unathletic and uncoordinated, but... Yeah, okay, that was most of it.
Adam: Why are the halls bustling?
Dave Kim: Everyone's pumped for Friday's big game against Germantown. It's the one day the jocks high-five me instead of low-two me.
Adam: What's a low-two?
Dave Kim: Ah, nice try! That court document is sealed.