Erica Quote #1481

Quote from Erica in Another Turkey in the Trot

Erica: What about me? I'd like to run, but no, I'm a lonely dairy cow. And do lonely dairy cows get to run?
Adam: I'm gonna say... no?
Erica: No, we don't. We just sit here smelling like spit-up and despair while the life force is literally drained from us.
Adam: And what's drained from me is the desire to ever drink milk again. Goodbye.

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 ‘Another Turkey in the Trot’ Quotes

Quote from Adam

Geoff: Baby, younger baby, guess what. Five miles in under 32 minutes.
Adam: That's awesome... or terrible. It's a sport, so I famously don't know the ins and outs.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: Excuse me. [glass clinking] I have something to say. Excuse me. As many of you know, I was reluctant to host Thanksgiving this year because I was afraid it wouldn't be like it always is.
Adam: Sorry, Mama.
Barry: We failed you.
Beverly: No, you didn't. Because you gave me a Thanksgiving that is exactly like it always has been. This is who we are. I mean, sure, we argue, but it all comes from a place of love. So thank you.
Mr. Glascott: I'd like to say what I'm thankful for.
Beverly: There's a time and a place, John.

Quote from Barry

Adult Adam: Back in the '80s, no one hosted Thanksgiving like my mom. From turkey to taters, her dinners were legendary. And no one loved them more than me and my brother, Barry.
Barry: It's 24 hours until Thanksgiving, and soon we will stuff our faces to the point of overwhelming nausea... just like the pilgrims first did many years ago.
Adam: America!
Barry: We overeat to honor those who cannot, which is why I created a food plan so we can ensure our stomachs are properly expanded.
Adam: Wake up at 3:00 A.M. to eat 1.75 Toaster Strudels?
Barry: It is crazy how much I'm learning in med school.