Adam Quote #631
Quote from Adam in Bachelor Party
Barry: Okay, best man. Take us through my epic adult-man bachelor party.
All: Adult-man bachelor party!
Adam: Strap yourselves in, boys. First, we kick it off at the Willow Grove Mall with a fun night of Skee-Ball and more at Challenges Arcade.
Barry: Question. Does the "more" include nudity and/or keg stands?
All: Nudity and/or keg stands!
Adam: It does not. But it does include unlimited tokens, air hockey, and a private party room featuring a Cookie Puss cake.
Barry: Question. In this said private party room, will there also be a stolen Porsche and/or a drunk donkey?
All: And/or drunk donkey!
Adam: No. But fear not, 'cause I did book us a mini-horse that we can pet and be like, "Look! A mini-horse."
Barry: Dude! I asked for a crazy rager fit for men. You're just throwing me a lame kid's birthday party.
Adam: Maybe that's 'cause I am a kid.
Barry: Then I hereby fire you as best man and demote you to regular man.
Adam: No. Please don't make me just regular.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Bachelor Party’ Quotes
Quote from Bill Lewis
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Even though my mom treated my dad to a new Bitter, it just made him more bitter than ever.
Murray: I mean it, Bevy. I'm returning that damn car. The last thing I need is the Ferrari of Austria.
Bill Lewis: Sure you do. Those people make a quality product. They gave us the boomerang and Crocodile Dundee.
Beverly: It's Austria, not Australia. My God. Just let me handle this, okay?
Quote from Bill Lewis
Adult Adam: [v.o.] In that moment, my dad would ask a question that would change the course of history.
Murray: What's that?
John Calabasas: That, my friend, is the Bitter. It's Austrian. So very rare.
Murray: Kind of looks like a Ferrari. I really loved those as a kid.
Beverly: Come on, Murray. For once in your life, just treat yourself.
Bill Lewis: And what a treat! Hey, Mur! Individual seat heaters! You know what they call that? "The marriage saver." Maybe if I had these bun toasters, I'd still be married. [laughs] Who am I kidding? We had separate bedrooms, only said hi in the hallway. But come on! Ah, [bleep] it.
Quote from Barry
Barry: Time to talk bachelor party, best man. Last night, I taped a movie off Cinemax starring Tom Hanks that forever changed my life. "Bachelor Party."
Dave Kim: My dad said that movie was a raunchy shlockfest that celebrates the lowest form of comedy.
Barry: Your dad knows his stuff. It is brilliant, and I want it to be the blueprint for my zany bachelor party.
Adam: What exactly do you mean by "zany"?
Barry: I'm talking about a giant rager in a hotel suite with sketchy babes, unruly Japanese businessmen, and a beer-guzzling mule that passes out.
Adam: That sounds very adult.
Barry: Exactly! Everyone's saying I'm just a dumb kid who's stupidly getting married. But this party will prove I'm a dumb adult who's stupidly getting married.