Barry: Okay, best man. Take us through my epic adult-man bachelor party.
All: Adult-man bachelor party!
Adam: Strap yourselves in, boys. First, we kick it off at the Willow Grove Mall with a fun night of Skee-Ball and more at Challenges Arcade.
Barry: Question. Does the "more" include nudity and/or keg stands?
All: Nudity and/or keg stands!
Adam: It does not. But it does include unlimited tokens, air hockey, and a private party room featuring a Cookie Puss cake.
Barry: Question. In this said private party room, will there also be a stolen Porsche and/or a drunk donkey?
All: And/or drunk donkey!
Adam: No. But fear not, 'cause I did book us a mini-horse that we can pet and be like, "Look! A mini-horse."
Barry: Dude! I asked for a crazy rager fit for men. You're just throwing me a lame kid's birthday party.
Adam: Maybe that's 'cause I am a kid.
Barry: Then I hereby fire you as best man and demote you to regular man.
Adam: No. Please don't make me just regular.