Erica Quote #383
Quote from Erica in Bohemian Rap City
Erica: Whoa, what is that?
John Calabasas: Hi, I'm John Calabasas, and you're looking at Willow Grove's first Professional Recording Booth and Lip Sync Studio Palace. Do you perchance dabble in the art of vocal songestry?
Geoff: Does she? She's in, like, the best band in Jenkintown.
Erica: We're not. I mean, we're good. Maybe the best. Whatever.
John Calabasas: Look, I don't know you, and I've never heard you sing, but the second I heard you mention anything remotely connected to music, I knew that I was looking at a future rock-'n'-roll superstar.
Erica: No way. I mean, maybe. Sure, yes.
John Calabasas: "Sure, yes" is right, and I insist that you come and record a demo. So I've slashed my usual rate of $500 a session to the impossibly low price of just $19.95.
Geoff: That's such a deep discount.
John Calabasas: This guy knows his math. Look, I'm being financially irresponsible over here, but I really feel like this lady's voice has got to be heard.
Geoff: You're so amazingly generous. She'll do it.
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‘Bohemian Rap City’ Quotes
Quote from Barry
Lainey: We're about to record our audition for "Star Search."
Barry: That's right. And we're about to make "Bohemian Rhapsody" even better.
Erica: How do you make the greatest rock song in the world better?
Barry: It's right there in the title "Bohemian Rap City." Rap City.
Erica: Wait. You think it's Rap City?
Barry: Duh. How can they make a song set in a rap city and not have one single sick rhyme or fresh beat?
Quote from Murray
Murray: Toys? You ruined my stamps over toys? Let's see how you like it. [grunting]
Beverly: What are you doing?
Murray: Ruining Adam's toy.
Adam: That's Stretch Armstrong. He's made to be unbreakable.
Murray: Ahh! [playing with Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots] Oh! Ha! I broke the red one's head.
Adam: Nah, that just means you won.
Murray: Say goodbye to these.
Adam: Those are Wall Crawlers. You're just playing with them as intended.
Murray: Bevy, I told you this would happen. I knew the moron would screw up my favorite hobby.
Beverly: But you said this was just a smart investment and not a hobby at all.
Murray: We both knew it was a hobby! [voice breaking] My favorite hobby in the world.
Adam: Oh, God, are you sad?
Murray: Enjoy your toys.
Quote from Murray
Murray: I know everything about stamps. My first job was sorting mail at the town post office.
Adam: Ohhh, balls. He's introducing new personal history.
Murray: Even though that job was long and mind-numbing, I was happy to do it 'cause I just lost my mom.
Adam: Ohhh, no! I've re-opened a terrible childhood wound.
Murray: The only thing that brought me joy that year was learning about the colorful postage from around the world.
Adam: Oh, no, those stamps hold a deep emotional value!
Murray: Of course they do. Those stamps made me happy. I want them back.