Erica: Whoa, what is that?
John Calabasas: Hi, I'm John Calabasas, and you're looking at Willow Grove's first Professional Recording Booth and Lip Sync Studio Palace. Do you perchance dabble in the art of vocal songestry?
Geoff: Does she? She's in, like, the best band in Jenkintown.
Erica: We're not. I mean, we're good. Maybe the best. Whatever.
John Calabasas: Look, I don't know you, and I've never heard you sing, but the second I heard you mention anything remotely connected to music, I knew that I was looking at a future rock-'n'-roll superstar.
Erica: No way. I mean, maybe. Sure, yes.
John Calabasas: "Sure, yes" is right, and I insist that you come and record a demo. So I've slashed my usual rate of $500 a session to the impossibly low price of just $19.95.
Geoff: That's such a deep discount.
John Calabasas: This guy knows his math. Look, I'm being financially irresponsible over here, but I really feel like this lady's voice has got to be heard.
Geoff: You're so amazingly generous. She'll do it.