Beverly Quote #619
Quote from Beverly in So Swayze It's Crazy
Beverly: Whoa, what's happening here? Why are you using those words to describe my handsome star?
Edie Robb: Listen, I get it. I love my boy, RD, with all my kishkas. But when it comes to booking roles, he's the number-one shmendrick in town.
Beverly: What do you mean?
Edie Robb: There's not a dork, dweeb, yutz, putz, or jamoke that my brilliant boy hasn't booked.
But Adam could give him a run for his money, which is my money, too, 'cause I take 10%.
Beverly: Thing is, my baby is none of those things. He's more like a handsome hunk from "The Outsiders."
Edie Robb: Ah, I see what's going on here. You have a completely unrealistic view of your son.
Beverly: Please, I have a very realistic view of Adam, my little Patrick Swayze.
Edie Robb: He's not a Swayze.
Beverly: Oh, he's a Swayze.
Edie Robb: No Swayze.
Beverly: So Swayze, it's crazy.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘So Swayze It's Crazy’ Quotes
Quote from Murray
Pops: Mur, would it kill you, for once in your life, to make an effort?
Murray: Fine. Tell me some stuff about the girl one.
Pops: Well, Erica's heartbroken because she's in love with a boy who's not interested in her anymore.
Murray: What boy?
Pops: Geoff.
Murray: The kid with the giant head?
Pops: No.
Murray: The one with the teeny head?
Pops: Who are these people?
Quote from Adam
Adam: So, you think I got what it takes?
Beverly: Squishie, you're so talented they should give you all the Oscars. Best Little Snuggle Goblin, Adam Goldberg.
Adam: Adam F. Goldberg. I don't want to get confused with the other Adam Goldberg in my school. He's got more of a Jim Jarmusch vibe, and I'm more of a Jim Varney.
Quote from Dave Kim
Murray: You're my son's friend, right?
Dave Kim: Uh, yes.
Murray: And you've been in love with Erica for a long time?
Emmy Mirsky: Like, forever.
Murray: She finally loves you back. Mazel Tov.
Emmy Mirsky: Did that just happen?
Dave Kim: Don't question it. Everything's coming up Dave Kim.