Pops: Mur, would it kill you, for once in your life, to make an effort?
Murray: Fine. Tell me some stuff about the girl one.
Pops: Well, Erica's heartbroken because she's in love with a boy who's not interested in her anymore.
Murray: What boy?
Pops: Geoff.
Murray: The kid with the giant head?
Pops: No.
Murray: The one with the teeny head?
Pops: Who are these people?

Murray: You're my son's friend, right?
Dave Kim: Uh, yes.
Murray: And you've been in love with Erica for a long time?
Emmy Mirsky: Like, forever.
Murray: She finally loves you back. Mazel Tov.
Emmy Mirsky: Did that just happen?
Dave Kim: Don't question it. Everything's coming up Dave Kim.

Adam: The only talent you have is being delusional.
Barry: I'll make you eat those words once Haim and Feldman make me the third Corey.
Adam: How can you be a Corey? Your name's Barry.
Barry: Being a Corey is a way of life. And when we're on set, I'm gonna make you my sad little assistant and I'll say, "Go get me a Coke." Then you'll come back and give me a Coke and then I'll yell, "I said Diet Coke!" And then you'll cry, "No, you said Coke!" And then I'll say, "Don't you ever question me in front of the other two Coreys."
Adam: Well, then I'll throw the Coke in your face, and the director will see my passion and make me the lead of "Lost Boys 2." And now I'm a Corey.
Barry: There can't be four Coreys!
Adam: Well, then we take a vote, and you're out.
Barry: You can't do that! I own a Camaro and a beach house. It takes a ton of money keeping up with the Coreys, and now I'm broke, thanks to you!