Adam Quote #1393
Quote from Adam in The Kissing Bandits
Brea: I'm not ready to see you yet.
Adam: I get it. I seem like a scoundrel and a liar, and as much as I want to convince you that I didn't even know the kiss happened... which I didn't... I can't expect you to take my word for it. Brea, meet Allison Horowitz, the girl I kissed at NYU.
Brea: Oh! You brought the girl you kissed to my house?
Allison: Sup?
Adam: Allison is here to explain how meaningless the kiss was. Allison, you have the floor.
Allison: Yeah, it felt like nothing.
Adam: Thank you, Allison.
Allison: Like, either he wasn't into it, or he's just a really bad kisser.
Adam: Wasn't into it.
Allison: Just lifeless and sloppy.
Adam: Okay, we get the gist.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘The Kissing Bandits’ Quotes
Quote from Bill Lewis
Adult Adam: [v.o.] As I got iced out by Brea, the Winter Games were in full swing at home.
Bill Lewis: Aw, come on, USA! Canada's flag is a leaf! That's the weakest living thing on the planet. Sure, I pressed a few into my memory journal last autumn after a lovely drive up to Vermont, but we should be raking these guys up.
Quote from Barry
Joanne: Is everything okay?
Barry: That's what I'm wondering. Have Torvill and Dean lost their magic? The hairs on my arms are laying flat.
Joanne: I meant with you. You have that look on your face like when they get your order wrong at Burger Chef.
Barry: What's so hard about light lettuce, twelve pickles, three onion slices, double cheese, two top buns and ketchup-mustard at a one to seven ratio?
Joanne: You like what you like.
Quote from Beverly
Adult Adam: [v.o.] After coming clean about his love of ice dancing, my brother was free to enjoy his favorite sport with his favorite girl... and our mom.
Beverly: Hot stuff coming through, and also cocoa. See, I'm playful and not at all super miffed and confused.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Yep, someone had gotten between their secret mother-son winter sport!
Beverly: All right!
Joanne: Thanks for the hot chocolate, Mrs. G.
Beverly: My pleasure, and don't feel bad that you showed up empty-handed like a rude, intrusive guest who doesn't know her place.