Geoff Quote #242
Geoff: Oh. Call 911!
Erica: [scoffs] Relax. It's just a love tap.
Geoff: That's a dent!
Barry: No way. It's a ding, at best.
Erica: Or a beauty mark. Like Cindy Crawford.
Geoff: We've got to leave a note.
Erica: Why would we leave a note?
Geoff: The note should have our contact info so they can follow up and we can help pay for repairs.
Barry: Geoff! We did nothing wrong here. But everyone should run and hide.
Erica: Yeah, the more time we spend here, the more it seems like I made the dent.
Geoff: But you did make it! Oh, my God! Where did you learn this behavior?
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Eracism’ Quotes
Quote from Barry
Barry: Geoff, you've inspired me to be a better man.
Geoff: Aww, Bar. Are you giving some of your stuff to charity?
Barry: Nope, I'm giving some of your stuff back.
Geoff: My missing Jordans? I cried when I couldn't find these!
Barry: So hard. But they're back now, and they smell like my feet.
Geoff: My toothbrush? My pajamas? A photo of my Nana?
Barry: [chuckles] I like her face.
Geoff: My prescription swim goggles?
Barry: Yeah, those gave me a headache in the shower. But the good news is, I learned my lesson and I will never permanently borrow anything from you again. Later, Schwartz.
[When Barry turns around, he is wearing a jersey with the name "G. Schwartz 13" on the back]
Geoff: Oh, come on!
Quote from Murray
Murray: You never leave a note! Ever! No note!
Erica: See, Geoff? It all worked out.
Geoff: Not for the guy with the dented car.
Murray: Follow our Golden Rule... "Do unto others or they'll do unto you."
Geoff: That's not the Golden Rule.
Erica: He didn't say the Golden Rule. He said our Golden Rule. Words matter, Geoff.
Barry: I thought it was "Do unto others before they do unto you."
Erica: That's good too.
Quote from Barry
Erica: I'm in. I had pizza for lunch, but I'll just fold it over and say it's a calzone.
Barry: And I'll take Hawaiian. Those island people wear flip-flops to the office. They know how to live.
Erica: Pineapple? Who puts fruit on a pizza?
Barry: This guy! There's literally nothing I won't eat if it's on top of sauce, cheese, and dough.
Murray: What about sardines?
Barry: Those salty little guppies? Stack 'em up.
Erica: Yogurt?
Barry: It'll just make it healthier.
Beverly: Franks n' beans?
Barry: It's called campfire pizza. Reminds me of summer.