Adam Quote #797
Quote from Adam in A 100% True Ghost Story
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Yeah, those dusty old butt paintings were there to stay... that is, until day turned to night and strange things started to happen.
Beverly: Adam, I told you to stay off the stairs!
Murray: Adam, you moron!
Adult Adam: [v.o.] But I wasn't on the stairs. In fact, no one was.
Beverly: [gasps] Murray, that wasn't Adam. He just walked in dressed as an old Hawaiian lady.
Adam: I'm Weird Al. I only changed my costume 'cause there's another Beetlejuice at school. I let Zach Rosen have the win. His parents are getting divorced.
Murray: Thanks for that journey, but if it wasn't you, how did that picture fall?
Beverly: Something's not right here, something beyond the scope of our understanding.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] She was right. Something was up, something otherworldly and not quite... [ominous chord plays]
Adam: That was my accordion. What a haunting sound, huh?
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘A 100% True Ghost Story’ Quotes
Quote from Barry
Barry: Whoa, whoa, whoa! I didn't know there was a new "Rocky" movie!
Erica: Dope, that's not Rocky Balboa. That's "Rocky Horror".
Barry: So the Italian Stallion fights a werewolf? It is the boxer's natural enemy, after Mr. T's and Russians.
Geoff: No, it's a spoof of horror movies, but with the singer Meat Loaf.
Barry: While I love his passionate vocal range, he's more loaf than meat. Rocky would own him.
Erica: That's because it's not "Rocky".
Geoff: This one has singing and dancing and audience participation.
Barry: Ew. I'm in.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And so Barry decided to give "Rocky Horror Picture Show" a shot, and to his surprise, he kind of dug it. After all, he got to throw stuff and make tons of noise... ...and play with water guns and chuck toilet paper.
Barry: This is the best "Rocky" movie ever.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And even though he still thought it was a "Rocky" movie, Barry was obsessed.
Quote from Murray
Beverly: Murray, wake up. Something's going on downstairs.
Murray: It's probably just a burglar. Go back to bed.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] But she was too freaked out to sleep, so she made my dad go check it out, and this is how he explained it.
Murray: Yeah, it's just the house settling.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] But an hour later, another one fell. [clatter] [Beverly gasps] And my dad found a new reason why.
Murray: Wind did it. [Beverly gasps]
Adult Adam: [v.o.] But the paintings just kept falling.
Murray: Tiny earthquake. Army ants. Magnets. Meteor shower. Wall raccoon. Local train derailment. Local volcano. Army ants again. Local youths who were on the train that derailed earlier.
Quote from Erica
Erica: It's not happening.
Barry: But you're the one who's always saying how important it is for me to make new college friends.
Erica: The word I used was "impossible".
Barry: Well, it won't be when it's "Rocky Horror"-themed.
Geoff: Oh, that sounds like a good time... to consider how Erica might feel about it.
Erica: There isn't gonna be a party, because I have a chem midterm to study for, and so do you.
Barry: Then we're in full agreement. [claps hands] Good talk.
Erica: Barry, there will be no ragers, no bashes, no shindigs, hootenannies, soirées, amusements, teas, galas, festivities, or functions of any kind.