Adult Adam: [v.o.] Yeah, those dusty old butt paintings were there to stay... that is, until day turned to night and strange things started to happen.
Beverly: Adam, I told you to stay off the stairs!
Murray: Adam, you moron!
Adult Adam: [v.o.] But I wasn't on the stairs. In fact, no one was.
Beverly: [gasps] Murray, that wasn't Adam. He just walked in dressed as an old Hawaiian lady.
Adam: I'm Weird Al. I only changed my costume 'cause there's another Beetlejuice at school. I let Zach Rosen have the win. His parents are getting divorced.
Murray: Thanks for that journey, but if it wasn't you, how did that picture fall?
Beverly: Something's not right here, something beyond the scope of our understanding.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] She was right. Something was up, something otherworldly and not quite... [ominous chord plays]
Adam: That was my accordion. What a haunting sound, huh?