Beverly: Murray, wake up. Something's going on downstairs.
Murray: It's probably just a burglar. Go back to bed.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] But she was too freaked out to sleep, so she made my dad go check it out, and this is how he explained it.
Murray: Yeah, it's just the house settling.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] But an hour later, another one fell. [clatter] [Beverly gasps] And my dad found a new reason why.
Murray: Wind did it. [Beverly gasps]
Adult Adam: [v.o.] But the paintings just kept falling.
Murray: Tiny earthquake. Army ants. Magnets. Meteor shower. Wall raccoon. Local train derailment. Local volcano. Army ants again. Local youths who were on the train that derailed earlier.