Murray: All right, look, take the jacket. You don't even have to wear it. Put it on a snowman!
Guy: Let's just forget the whole thing.
Murray: Hey, the sofa's free! Just take the jacket!

Pops: It's a bad jacket.
Murray: Bev can never know the truth. We'll take them to a thrift store and then tell her that they sold like crazy.
Pops: It's a bad jacket.
Murray: I know that, Al!

Barry: [rapping] Big Tasty, wide receiver I catch the ball like a Golden Retriever Unlike those dogs, I don't have bad hips I fly down the field for touchdown trips
Ruben Amaro, Jr.: Ruben Junior, quarterback I move so fast, I can't get sacked I pass the ball through the air Come see me play, pull up a chair
Sergei: [in Russian accent] I'm Sergei Tarbakamus I kick field goals Am I nervous? Yeah, I suppose I win the game by hitting the mark The game is over before it starts

Coach Mellor: I'm glad you didn't quit, Goldberg. This is a nice ending to your little movie.
Barry: Thanks, Coach. But you know what would be an even better ending?
Coach Mellor: We're not doing the Hail Barry, and you're still never playing.
Barry: Then you know where to find me. I'll be on the bench, doing nothing!