Barry: [rapping] Big Tasty, wide receiver I catch the ball like a Golden Retriever Unlike those dogs, I don't have bad hips I fly down the field for touchdown trips
Ruben Amaro, Jr.: Ruben Junior, quarterback I move so fast, I can't get sacked I pass the ball through the air Come see me play, pull up a chair
Sergei: [in Russian accent] I'm Sergei Tarbakamus I kick field goals Am I nervous? Yeah, I suppose I win the game by hitting the mark The game is over before it starts