‘Bill/Murray’
Season 2, Episode 23 - Aired May 6, 2015
When Erica dreams of getting in to Julliard, Adam and Beverly help her film a music video to stand out among the other applicants. Meanwhile, Murray bonds with Bill Lewis, Lainey's father, but Murray struggles to be a friend in need for Bill.
Quote from Murray
Murray: I'll tell you what's happening. This schmuck lives in Philadelphia yet he roots for the Dallas Cowboys. Who does that?
Quote from Erica
Adam: Wow, what's with the stool, honey?
Erica: Don't call me honey. It's weird.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: You've been watching this Music MTV Television for six hours, enough is enough. Go do your homework.
Quote from Murray
Murray: Why did you call me when it's usually my wife who handles this annoying school crap?
Principal Ball: Well, truthfully I couldn't reach her. And, more truthfully, I didn't try because she scares me.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: You don't know the things I've done for my children. You don't want to know.
Guidance Counsellor: I kinda wanna know.
Beverly: You cannot know.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Well, my passion is snuggies, which I'm going to shower you with if you don't leave right now. Go before I kiss your belly.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Oh, yes, it's happening. You're growing up. Oh, no, it's happening. I'm not ready for this. Make time stop, make it stop.
Quote from Pops
Pops: I'm proud of you, Mur. Never thought I'd see the day where you made a friend.
Murray: What are you talking about? I've got friends.
Pops: Name one.
Murray: Vic.
Pops: He's your employee. You pay him to be around you.
Murray: What about Deli Guy? Love Deli Guy.
Pops: You only love him 'cause he gives you corned beef.
Quote from Pops
Pops: Play it cool. Tell him you're on the other line with another friend.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Hon, I love the spirit and the passion and everything you're doing here. But it's like, gag me with a spoon. I'm sorry, do you kids still say that?
Erica: We never really did.