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I, Done (Part 1)

‘I, Done (Part 1)’

Season 6, Episode 23 - Aired May 20, 1996

Will feels left behind as Hilary and Ashley prepare to move to New York, Carlton gets ready to leave for Princeton, and Geoffrey announces he's moving back to London.

Quote from Will

Woman: What do you want?
Will: Um... I'm here to see the apartment.
Woman: Fine. [shouts inside] Don't touch that channel! [speaks] It's one bedroom with a bath. One parking space. No loud music... [shouts inside] That cupcake's mine!
Will: Uh... I'm sorry. You have company?
Woman: No.
Will: I just thought somebody was there, you know, because...
Woman: No. I'm alone.
Will: Did you ever see that movie One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest?
Woman: [slams door] [o.s.] Oh, I suppose I have to clean that up.

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Quote from Philip

Hilary: Dad, why don't we just see what happens?
Philip: No, we are not just gonna see what happens. We're gonna get together whether we want to or not because we're a family and we love each other, right?
Kids: Yeah.
Philip: Now get out.
Kids: Okay.

Quote from Will

Mr. Clark: Now, out this window, you get a ocean view. The sunsets here are fabulous.
Will: Oh, man, I gotta tell you, this place is all that.
Mr. Clark: And the price isn't too much because, well, I am flexible.
Will: Hey, look, man, this is less than what I'm paying now, Mr. Clark.
Mr. Clark: No, call me Peter, huh?
Will: Oh, cool. Peter. Hey, so when you moving out?
Mr. Clark: [laughs] I'm not moving out.

Quote from Carlton

Philip: Everyone, glad you're here. Your mother and I have an announcement to make.
Hilary: Dad, we've already been through this. We'll give you Columbus Day.
Will: Whoa, wait a minute, wait a minute. I have an announcement to make too.
Philip: Will, you wanna go first?
Will: No, you can go ahead, Uncle Phil.
Philip: Ah. Thank you. In light of all the changes afoot, your mother and I have decided to change too. We're gonna sell the house.
Ashley: You're really selling the house?
Philip: Yeah. What do you think?
Carlton: What are you, crazy? I mean that in the most respectful way.

Quote from Hilary

Hilary: I know what this is. I did an entire show on it. "The change of life." Are you experiencing mood swings? Trouble sleeping? Do your breasts ache?
Philip: I am not going through menopause.
Carlton: Mood swing at 3 o'clock.

Quote from Will

Vivian: Your father and I decided that since all of you were moving out we don't need a house this big anymore.
Carlton: Oh, whoa, whoa. Hold on. I mean, do we really wanna sell this house in a soft market?
Will: Oh, yeah. It's soft, Uncle Phil. Marshmallowy.
Philip: I am selling this house for a lot more than I paid for it.
Carlton: Then let's dump this puppy.
Ashley: Excuse me, I love this house. I grew up in this house.
Will: Yeah, she grew up in this house, and Carlton still has a lot of growing to do.

Quote from Philip

Hilary: Well, where would we go for the holidays?
Philip: Wait, whatever happened to November sweeps, huh?
Hilary: Well, it-
Philip: Ashley, "I might meet somebody"? [looks at Carlton] And Ashley, "I might meet somebody"?

Quote from Ashley

Ashley: Dad, we'll come home for the holidays.
Will: See, they wanna come home for the holidays.
Philip: No, you kids were right. Now ,we're not gonna be spending a lot of time together so there's no reason why we can't move back East.
Vivian: We wanna be close to you guys.
Hilary: Well, why just be close? Let's all live together.
Ashley: No. [laughs] Did I say that?

Quote from Will

Philip: It's gonna be great. Oh, Will, we were so caught up in our own excitement, we forgot about your news. Well, what do you wanna tell us?
Will: Oh. Um... I bought a monkey.

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