Philip: Everyone, glad you're here. Your mother and I have an announcement to make.
Hilary: Dad, we've already been through this. We'll give you Columbus Day.
Will: Whoa, wait a minute, wait a minute. I have an announcement to make too.
Philip: Will, you wanna go first?
Will: No, you can go ahead, Uncle Phil.
Philip: Ah. Thank you. In light of all the changes afoot, your mother and I have decided to change too. We're gonna sell the house.
Ashley: You're really selling the house?
Philip: Yeah. What do you think?
Carlton: What are you, crazy? I mean that in the most respectful way.