Juggles: They're not laughing. They're all against me.
Will: Hey, hey, hey, now, wait a minute. Juggles. Juggles. Now listen, these people are not all against you. Hey. Hey, hey, come here. Come here. Listen let me say something to you as a friend. You suck. All right? The reason you can't get work... It's not because people don't like you, man. You know, it's not because people don't wanna give you a chance. It's because you suck. You know? You're not funny. You suck.
Carlton: Will, are you crazy? Juggles, he doesn't know what he's saying. You're very funny. [laughs] This crowd is just dead.
Will: Carlton, Ernie is dead.

Juggles: All right, so you didn't like that one. Well, maybe you'll like the grand finale.
Will: Juggles. Wait, wait, Juggles...
Man: He's got a bomb!
Juggles: [laughs] Ta-da.
Philip: Ta-da?
Will: Wait. You mean, that's your big finale?
Carlton: Will was right. You do suck.
Philip: Bailiff, get him out of here. Get him out of here.

Carlton: Hey, look, everyone. Look who I found.
Ashley: Hey. Hey, it's the dummy.
Will: Oh, yeah, and he found Safety Guy.
Carlton: Can you believe no one stole him? Listen, everyone, we were lucky this time but if we've learned anything from this crisis, it's that in the face of danger...
Will: You scream like a girl?
Carlton: No. Is that preparation is everything. Mom, you're the upstairs lookout. Ashley, man the decoy vehicle. Will, secure the perimeter. Hilary, upstairs on the roof. [they chat among themselves] Geoffrey, in the kitchen. Discipline, people. Discipline. Well, buddy, looks like the security of the Banks family rests on our shoulders. [Carlton wails as he knocks Safety Guy's head off]