Kelso: Hey, guys. Have I got a surprise for me. Annette! [Annette enters] Yeah. Annette came all the way from California to visit me because we're in love. Yeah, since Hyde stole my old girlfriend. That's him. Then I remembered Annette, and, well, I gave her a call. One thing led to anoth- [to the mannequin] Well, hello there.
Fez: So, Annette, when you get bored with this one I can take off a bra in eight seconds. Well, maybe more if you fight me.
Kelso: All right. Back off, Fez. What me and Annette have is real.
Annette: Which is amazing because I even told him that I used to be flat-chested and have a different nose.
Kelso: Yeah, and I figured she looks okay now, so what the hell?

Kelso: So, anyway. Annette, you'll be staying with Donna.
Donna: Um, what? No, no.
Eric: It'll be fun. It'll be like having a giant Barbie to play with.
Kelso: Yeah. I mean, come on, Donna. You guys were such great friends in California.
Donna: Friends? The most I ever said to her was "Yeah, those probably do hurt when they're sunburned."
Kelso: Well, I need someplace to stash her.
Hyde: Yeah, I got a footlocker in my room.
Annette: Please, Donna. I already had to take a shower at Michael's house and one of his brothers took a picture of me.
Eric: Kelso, I thought all your brothers were out of the house.
Kelso: Uh... must've been a burglar.

Annette: Donna, can we go to your house? I have to change into my afternoon outfit. Gauchos and clogs.
Fez: Bravo.
Donna: Um, you have an afternoon outfit?
Kelso: Of course she does. You can maybe use a little freshening up too, Big D.
Donna: Eric, do you mind?
Eric: I'm on it. [punches Kelso's arm]
Kelso: Ow! Donna!

Donna: Why don't I meet you guys by the car?
Annette: Come on, Michael. While we're waiting, I'll let you smell my hair.
Kelso: Yeah, well, I just got these fries.
Annette: Fine. Then I'll go flirt with the gas-station guy.
Kelso: Fine! God. How hot was that?

Eric: Okay. Okay. Here's what I think would teach her a good lesson. Dress her up like a Swiss mountain girl, us fellas will come over, make a couple of daiquiris, get a little tipsy, see what happens. What? Okay. That's not a very good punishment. We should spank her too.

Hyde: Jackie's acting really strange, man. I think she doesn't like Kelso having a new chick.
Eric: No. Jackie's acting strange, because Jackie hates Annette because Jackie and Annette are the same person. And that's scary, 'cause there can only be one devil, one Hitler, one... Darth Vader.

Kelso: What are you guys doing sitting here when the girls are having a pajama party right next door?
Fez: Oh, I can just imagine what's going on over there.
Kelso: No, no, Fez. I got this one.
[fantasy:]
Donna: I know. Let's have a pillow fight. Even though it's hard to do when I'm encumbered by all these clothes. Jackie, take off my nightie.
Jackie: Not yet. I wanna practice kissing.
Annette: Just kissing? Or can we rub up against each other too?
Jackie: Well, Annette, you can't have one without the other.
All: Yay.
[reality:]
Kelso: Yay.
Eric: You know, it occurs to me that you can see right into Donna's house from my driveway.
Hyde: You don't say?

Bob: Okay. New rule for slumber parties: Annette wears a robe.

Kelso: No, Annette, not the robe. Quick. Somebody yell, "Pillow fight," in a girl voice.
Hyde: Forman, that's your cue.
Burt: What are you boys looking at?
Hyde: We're just, uh, testing out the crates.
Eric: For charity. Right. But now that we're done, let's head inside, gang. You coming?
Burt: Uh, no, I told your grandmother I was coming outside for a cigarette.
Eric: Grandpa, you smoke?
Burt: Nope.

Bea: Burt. Burtikins. [shouts] Burt!
Red: Eric, would you please go find your grandfather before my head explodes.
Bea: You are all such nice boys. I have a quarter for each one of you.
All: Thanks, Grandma B.
Eric: Someone call an ambulance.
Kitty: What's wrong?
Eric: Grandpa's on the ground. He's not moving.