Annette: I'm gonna go get some Cracker Jacks. [exits]
Jackie: [scoffs] She's so cheap, she could be the prize in the Cracker Jacks.
Donna: Wow. You're jealous.
Jackie: I am not jealous. I just wanna pop that inflatable bitch and watch her fly around the room.
Donna: Look, here's the thing, Jackie. Kelso likes bossy, vain, shallow princess types and since you're no longer available, he shipped one in from out West.
Jackie: He's not supposed to replace me. He's supposed to sit around and pine for me.
Donna: You can't have your cake and eat it too.
Jackie: Oh, my God! It is always about food with you. It's like you're not even listening.

Donna: So, um... So... So did you guys hear about that woman who might be the first female member of the Supreme Court?
Jackie: No. But I did hear the Dallas Cowboys might hire their first redheaded cheerleader.
Annette: Ew!
Jackie: That's exactly what I said. [gasps] Uh-oh. Redhead in the room.
[After Annette goes and whispers in Jackie's ear, they both giggle]
Donna: What are you guys talking about?
Jackie & Annette: Nothing.

Kelso: They got ice cream in the cafeteria!
Eric: Ice cream? Kelso, my grandpa's in intensive care.
Kelso: Yeah, but I told 'em it was my grandfather so I got the ice cream for free.
Red: Put it down.
Kelso: Fine but when my burrito's ready, I'm eating it.

Eric: Man, I feel like we should know something by now. That is the third coffee break that doctor's had. Hey, buddy! Quit the coffee, fix the sickies, all right?

Eric: Kitty, how's Burt?
Kitty: Well, um... I don't know how to say this. Daddy's gone to a better place.
Kelso: Good. 'Cause this hospital sucks. [Red and Eric glare at Kelso] What? Oh. [whispers] This hospital sucks.

Donna: Mrs. Forman, I'm so sorry for your loss. The service was lovely.
Bob: [to Kitty] Aw, geez. [to Bea] Aw, geez. [to Red] Aw-
Red: We got it, Bob.

Kitty: Mom, how you doing?
Bea: Oh, I'm fine.
Kitty: Mom. Your husband, my father, is gone. You're not fine.
Bea: You're right. I think I chipped a tooth on your manicotti. When I die, get a caterer.

Kitty: So, um, Mom, you haven't said much. Are you holding it in? 'Cause it's okay to let it out. We're family.
Red: If anybody needs to let anything out, I'd be happy to leave.
Bea: It's just so typical of Burt to make everyone come up from Phoenix in the middle of winter. He never thought about anybody but himself and those damned ostriches. [exits]
Kitty: Did you hear that? That is not grieving.
Red: Okay, Kitty. Calm down. It's not as bad as you think. Maybe you're just having a hot flash.
Eric: Oh! Dad. No.
Red: Eric... I need you to get to the wine.

Jackie: Donna, great news. I'm not jealous of Annette. I mean, I thought I was, and I was afraid that I might still have feelings for Michael. But I got to know her and now I really like her.
Donna: That is such a relief because, you know what with Burt dying, I was worried about you.
Jackie: Yeah, me too.
Donna: That was sarcasm.
Jackie: Well, whatever it was, it was very thoughtful. Ugh, it is such a relief knowing I don't have feelings for Michael. [sees Kelso and Annette kissing] Get off my boyfriend!
Kelso: Oh, yeah!
[After Hyde looks at Jackie, she turns around and leaves]
Fez: I don't know why she's so upset. I was barely touching you.

Hyde: Okay, Fez, now remember. The bra wants to come off. It can't be forced. It has to be coaxed.
Eric: And go.
Fez: And they are out.
Eric: Eight seconds. That's a new foreign exchange student record.
Fez: And I think she liked it.
Donna: Okay, Fez, that was good, but remember, the real girl will have a head and, hopefully, arms.