Donna: Mr. Forman, will you please talk some sense into my dad? Last night he went on a date with Jackie's mom.
Kitty: Oh, you hear that, Red? Looks like your girlfriend is stepping out.
Bob: Donna, Pam is just what I've been looking for. I've loved pretty women and I've loved smart women. And I'm going back to pretty.
Donna: Dad, don't you think it's a little suspicious that she just got back and she's already latched on to you?
Bob: I'm a very cute man, Donna.

Kitty: Bob, this is clearly upsetting Donna. How can you date her?
Red: [chuckles] Yeah, how can you date her?
Kitty: What does that mean?
Red: What?
Kitty: You emphasized "her" like there's something special about "her."
Red: I just said what you said. But you must have missed it, because I was on my way outside to mow the lawn.

Donna: Oh, my God.
Bob: Hot tub.
Jackie: Mom, what are you doing in there with that wet, hairy man? And why are you wearing a white swimsuit? It's winter.
Pamela: Bobby and I are just having a soak.
Donna: Bobby? When did we get a hot tub, Bobby?
Bob: Me and Pammy were out shopping and I saw it so I bought it. Even got the good one with the euphoria jet.
Pamela: I love it in here. If you put salt around the rim it would be like being in a giant margarita.

Bob: Hey, what the hell, right? Yeah. I have all this extra money and Pammy here helped me spend some.
Donna: Yeah, that's her specialty.
Jackie: Oh, you shut up about my mom.
Pamela: Thank you, Jackie.
Jackie: I wasn't defending you, okay? This is just really weird. Oh, can you both at least put your hands up where I can see them?
Bob: Enough, all right? I like Pam and she likes me. We're both adults. So if you two can't handle it, that's too bad. Now go inside. You're ruining our soak.
Donna: This soak is over.
Bob: Then we'll go inside.
Donna: Dad, are you naked?
Bob: How else am I gonna try the euphoria jet?

Kelso: Okay, I'm all set, so... Here I go.
Eric: Kelso, you're gonna do great. But, hey, just in case, I packed some extra cookies in your lunch to help you make friends.
Fez: Oh, um, I ate the cookies. Try to find a friend who likes carrots.
Kelso: Okay, well... Guess this is it. Hey, give those cows hell, boys. [walks off]
Hyde: Hey, Kelso... [shouts] I love you!
Kelso: Shut up.
Eric: I love you, too, Kelso!
Kelso: Just quit it.
Fez: I love you the most!
Hyde: We were just kidding.
Fez: So was I, so was I.

Hyde: I can't believe there were no cows, man.
Eric: Yeah, what are we gonna do with all these bottle rockets? [both look at Fez]
Fez: Fine, I'll be the cow. But this time, count all the way to ten. [puts on helmet and runs]
Eric: You got it buddy. One...
Hyde: Ten!