Kitty: Okay, Michael, Eric, pull your pants down and lean over the table. I'll go get those gigantic needles. I just hope somebody remembered to bring them in out of the rain so they're not all rusty.

Hyde: Here you go, Forman. A little going-away gift.
Eric: Oh, thanks, man. Hyde, this bag is empty.
Hyde: Yeah, I heard about the stuff they have over in Africa. Fill that bad boy up, send it back to me.

Kelso: Hey, Donna, I'm gonna need you to help me pull my pants off.
Donna: Fine. Turn around.
Kelso: [gasps] Wedgie.
Donna: Oh, I'm sorry. Did you say off? I thought you said up your butt.
Kelso: I still liked it.

Kelso: I can't believe you're leaving tomorrow.
Eric: Yeah. It's kind of weird spending our last moments together bent over a table with our naked butts in the air.
Kelso: This is how I always hoped it'd be. You know, I was gonna say that I'll miss you, but I'm not a nancy-boy.
Eric: You know, Kelso, there's something I want to say to you. Son of a bitch! Oh, that hurt like hell.
Kitty: That was the alcohol swab.
Eric: Well, it was freezing.

Fez: [hugs Eric] Oh, Eric.
Eric: Okay, Charlie, I'm gonna put you in charge of this. If you ever wanna cheer Fez up, here's a little trick. [tickles Fez] I got you. I got you. Who got you? Who got you?
Fez: You do, Eric.

Kitty: Honey, I'm sorry if I smothered you. That's just what a mother does. But I've accepted that you're leaving, and I'm ready to let you go. [hugs Eric]
Eric: Oh, Mom.
[As Eric walks away, Kitty is still holding onto him]
Eric: Mom, I'm really only allowed one carry-on, so... Dad.
Red: Come on, Kitty. Come on.

Bob: Eric, I'm not real good with words, so I thought I'd say goodbye the only way I know how. Hit it, boys. [band plays]
Eric: So long, Point Place. [engine splutters]
Red: Oh, for Pete's sake. Come on.
[Red and the group push Eric's car off the drive]
Eric: So long, Point Place.

Jackie: [knock on door] Come in.
Hyde: Hey.
Jackie: Steven! What are you doing here?
Hyde: Uh... Nothing. I had some free time, thought I'd check out Chicago. How's it going?
Jackie: Um... Good. Hey, do you want to go take a walk, maybe get something to eat?
Kelso: [enters] Jackie, I checked. No one can see us doing it from the parking lot. [screams]
Hyde: You're dead.
[As Kelso starts to run away, Hyde grabs his towel]
Kelso: [o.s.] I'm nude.