‘The Pill’
Season 1, Episode 17 - Aired February 21, 1999
When Jackie fears she might be pregnant, Donna talks to Midge and is encouraged to go on the pill. Meanwhile, Laurie spends Spring Break at home trying to intercept the mail.
Quote from Bob
Bob: Trying on cologne for Donna? That is so darn cute.
Eric: Thank you, sir.
Pharmacist: Here you go. That'll be $21.50.
Bob: [scoffs] That's a little pricey for cough medicine.
Pharmacist: Pinciotti, Donna. Ortho-novum.
Bob: Ortho what?
Pharmacist: Ortho-novum. Birth control pills.
[Eric runs away]
Quote from Fez
Fez: I still don't understand why Donna has to take this pill. Is she sick?
Hyde: No, Fez. She takes the pill so that she can have all the sex she wants and not get pregnant.
Fez: With such a useful product available... [grabs Kelso]... what the hell were you thinking, you idiot?
Quote from Hyde
Hyde: Forman, you know what you should do, man? You should probably break up with Donna. Because the pressure of that much worry-free sex, that could kill you.
Eric: Yeah, that would be Plan B, Hyde.
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: I wish Jackie would've thought about going on the pill. You know, if I had the chance, I'd do it all different.
Hyde: No, you wouldn't.
Kelso: Yeah, you're right, I wouldn't. I should've broken up with her when I had the chance.
Quote from Fez
Kelso: Did- Did she just break up with me?
Hyde: Yup.
Fez: I am so sad for you. May I please have her phone number?
Quote from Midge
Kitty: Okay, who dealt?
Red: I bid... three hearts.
Bob: I'll go with three spades.
Midge: This is fun.